I have found that the word internet does not describe the Internet, so I have decided to to refer to the internet as Elphaba. For those of you who do not recognized the name, Elphaba is the first name of the "Wicked Witch of the West". Elphaba works as my new name for the internet because (if you read Wicked) she can be kind and vengeful, the same as the internet.
Elphaba is a regurgitator as I have told my clients. She will regurgitate what every you feed her. If you fed the beast good news about your company, she will regurgitate good news. If you didn't...well, you know.
I like Elphaba and I treat her with respect. How about you?
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