10 ways you know that your website sucks

1) Your "bounce rate" is 101%.
2) People cook dinner while your site loads.
3) Your copyright says 2007.
4) It only loads in Explorer.
5) Your website was designed by "Flash Jimmy".
6) Your meta description says "I need money"
7) All of your outbound links take customers off-site.
8) Your competitors use your site as a "what not to do".
9) You made your logo from Clipart.
10) Google refuses to put AdWords on your site.